Welcome to The Zoo!

Few weeks ago, our biology class had a field/research/community service trip to the National Zoological Park. I remember when I was a kid, I used to make my parents bring me there every single time we're in KL. But the last visit to the zoo that I can recall was around 10 years ago I guess. -_- However, I find that visiting the zoo is even more interesting now than back then! Animals like lions, tigers, hippos, elephants, you wouldn't thought they're so fascinatingwhen you were younger.

 

 

We were volunteers so of course, we need to do volunteer work. But who knows got so many things for us to do la! My group was directed to the bird park immediately after briefing. And before everything started, the zookeeper at the bird park warned us that whoever is sick or coughing or having flu should just stay back, cos it is easiest to get infected in the bird park. We infect the birds or the birds infect us I don't know lar but I was kinda freaked out to hear that cos I was really coughing badly that few days -_-

 

lol.. the birds are more afraid of me than I am afraid of them

After dunno how many hours of cleaning, we proceeded to the research part of this project. And gosh, this was boring too. If it was not because of the live porn animal copulation I guess I would have fell asleep... which brings me to the most interesting part of the entire trip - observing monkey sex. Well... although they didn't practically copulate, although it was just masturbation, but how often do you get to see monkeys masturbating right.

Wtf. And those are seriously horny monkeys! I was only responsible for observing one baby monkey, so basically the entire hour was spent looking at the so boring monkey who attaches to her mother ALL THE TIME. But Sandy, who observed the adult male monkey, has a report which consists of 'masturbating itself', 'penis erects', 'licks female monkey's anus', and 'sperm on face eaten by other juveniles'. I swear. This monkey not only masturbated himself for quite some time, but he actually asked his children to masturbate for him -_- And they even groomed him and ate his sperm after he ejaculated. Seriously, that's how the monkey world works? Child masturbates father, eats father's sperm as protein shake so they can grow up faster izzit? -______-

 

Look at this erected, self-indulging maccaca!

More pictures of us so diligently and reluctantly cleaning...

 

Bird poo -_-

So close to the emus!!

So sad... they actually feed the birds with expired bread

Bird pedicure! :D and she's 40yrs old can u believe it?!

More pictures of the animals....

 

 

And lastly, our zoo keeps homo sapiens too! =)